It's morning, but it's not so early and it's not Monday anymore. I feel I can subject you with some highbrow/lowbrow T n' A and general nonsense.

The first thing is this video from Dennis Knopf's "Bootyclips" series, which are YouTube clips of the moment right before you get it (it being the girl who pops and locks it for the camera). You never see her. You think you might know something about her. In the end, you don't miss her. It's haunting. I can't remember where I found this - maybe C-Monster? I'm cruising through my Googlereader to retrieve my source. If it's you, please do speak up - this is the best link I've found in a long time. 

This next clip has nothing to do with anything - it's a discovery I made while dragging a "youtube" element from my toolbar down to the blog page. Apparently, Weebly just uploads a  video for you in case, you know, you don't actually have one to share. 

This here is one of my absolute fave-favourite things I've seen in ages. Wait, I just said the Bootyclips was... but this is GIF MAYHEM and I can't help but obsessively click on absolutely every single moving thing on the page. Hope you've  got a minute because I AM NOT AN ARTIST is going to take up the rest of your day. I promise, you will not be disappointed.

Lastly, to fully complete this non sequitur lecture, allow me to introduce LAZERTITS. You didn't know you needed them in your life until you found out, just now. I for one, have my tee shirt in the mail and I'm planning on starting a badass lazertit bike gang. Share with your friends!